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The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them. Ernest Hemingway (via purplebuddhaproject)

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ny007ny:

Instead of killing an unwanted  tree , this machine makes it possible to move it to a new place instead.

ny007ny:

Instead of killing an unwanted  tree , this machine makes it possible to move it to a new place instead.

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All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does, and that is his. Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest (via purplebuddhaproject)

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theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

image
spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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omgkitteh:

Thanks, James Franco.

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milotlc:

The one time I go on Facebook and I see this

milotlc:

The one time I go on Facebook and I see this

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feistyfaeriemomma:

sizvideos:

Burger King Proud Whopper - Video

the little girl at the end looks over the moon about having 2 mommies! :) its so cute!

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frozenplanet:

The marine iguana is an iguana located only on the Galápagos Islands that has the ability, unique among modern lizards, to live and forage in the sea, making it a marine reptile. The iguana can dive over 30 ft into the water.

category 1 kaiju

That is a fucking terrifying Sea Godzilla. 

No, they’re not terrifying!  They graze on seaweed like underwater cows and then they line up on the beach rocks and sweat out the salt, but it looks like they’re all waiting for the drive-in movie to start because they all pretty much line up in one direction!  And look at that secret little smile—how can you say that’s terrifying?!

I love marine iguanas.  I even made up a song for them that starts, “Daylight come and iguana go home.”

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blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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